No, wait

 No, wait. I'm not preaching against the evils of alcohol or for a new era of prohibition that will save us from sin and politicians. Why would we have a partially dissected frog in chemistry class."You drink milk, don't you?"Yeah, but that's because it's liquid.Remember when soap came in bars? Solid bars? Sorry, I guess I'm showing my age. Liquid is like the politicians when they are hard at work attending cocktail receptions. That was that other class.Every day, it seems like we are living in an increasingly liquid world. Bye. Yesterday I reached for the soap. What was it called, again? 

Oh yes, "home economics". Yum.. It comes in three tasty flavors: siding, ceramic and stucco. Like an orange. I'm going to for a pure liquid life. Silly me. Everything comes in one of three states: gas, liquid and solid.what's left of it."Do you think it's easier to pack vitamins into a tiny, hard pill or into a drink?"I suppose it all depends on what kind of explosive you use.No time to eat? Grab a liquid breakfast and run. You drink juice, don't you?"Yeah.. But fish walking up a conveyor belt seemed just a bit radical . Gas is like the politicians when they are talking.. and even less tasty than freshly squeezed cow. Now everybody uses liquid soap. Cow after cow heading into a factory on a conveyor belt. That wasn't chemistry class.And now they've taken my little vitamin supplement pills and liquefied them, too.but squeezing a cow?"Just what do you know about liquid?"I thought real hard."Did the frog contain vitamins?"Not any more. Suddenly I recalled my dream from just last week. After all, water is also a liquid, and it rarely inflicts us with either sin or politicians.

 Aaargh!"Squeezed.. Say, who is this?"Where do you think vitamins come from, anyway?"I always assumed they came from the back of the corner store in a small town in Indiana, but upon reflection, I suspect they might come from oranges aseptic bags manufacturers and fish and milk."That's it. That, and how to explode a partially dissected frog. Keep your fish. in which case I have a hunch it might be too big to swallow. I had to admit that I probably would not recognize a vitamin if I bumped into it in the street .."Liquid vitamin supplements are made only from plant ingredients. Solid is like statues of politicians (They look so peaceful!). I tried to imagine squeezing a fish into a carton.But we do expect everything to be excruciatingly easy these days, so liquid is the operating system of choice."Hold on just a minute. At first I though it was the Annual Bovine Family Reunion, but on the other side of the factory, riding the same conveyor belt, were neatly sealed cartons of milk. Keep your cow.Everything comes in either gas, liquid or solid.. Now they just spray on "liquid siding". No, wait. Or was it the soap? But what if it is the hand cream? Soap or hand cream? Which is which?People used to nail siding onto the exterior of their homes. I reached for the hand cream..My only question now is: Which one is the soap, and which one is the hand cream? And which one is my liquid vitamin supplement?

 I don't want to drink the soap by mistake. That is about all I could remember of my high school chemistry. Who are you?"Don't you think it's pretty hard to stuff a fish into a hard, little pill?"I suppose The Voice has a point. How do you know they liquefied the vitamin pills?"Who said that?"Are vitamins naturally solid? Or are they naturally liquid?"Uh. Why tie a knot in the umbilical chord connecting your bed to your desk? If you can find a long enough straw, just start slurping as you rise from bed, and smack your lips to the last drop as you whiz out the front door. Keep your frog.